1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:04,169 [Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat"] 2 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:18,272 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,811 Come aboard. 4 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,484 we're expecting you. 5 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:34,908 And love, life's sweetest reward. 6 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,913 Let it flow. 7 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,632 It floats back to you. 8 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:50,179 The love boat soon will be making another run. 9 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:59,058 The love boat promises something for everyone. 10 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:03,692 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 11 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:14,993 And love won't hurt anymore. 12 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:23,084 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 13 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,456 It's love. 14 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,377 Welcome aboard. 15 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,424 It's love. 16 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:41,312 [Music playing] 17 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,171 Julie McCoy: Enjoy your cruise. 18 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,625 Hi, I'm Hank Austin. 19 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,134 I've been book to perform on this cruise. 20 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,046 Well, hello. 21 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,223 I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 22 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:16,972 I booked you. 23 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,223 Adam bricker, ship's doctor. 24 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,265 Nice meeting you both. 25 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,558 Yeah. 26 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,181 According to your agent, you're the hottest thing to happen 27 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,888 to dancing since feet. 28 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,768 Well, there's something you should know about my agent. 29 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,766 Oh? 30 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,397 He's totally honest. 31 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,243 [Giggling] 32 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,108 Mr. Austin, you're on the aloha deck, cabin 356. 33 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:35,856 Thank you. 34 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:36,817 We'll see you all later. 35 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:37,816 [Interposing voices] 36 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:38,577 Good looking guy. 37 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,948 And he's a good dancer, too? 38 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:41,995 Well, to tell you the truth, I haven't seen his act. 39 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,578 But if he dances anything like he looks, 40 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,084 it's going to be a sensation. 41 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,417 Mel, how much would I owe you for driving me down here? 42 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,042 Oh, forget it, Hank. 43 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,838 What are friends for? 44 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,131 Well, at least let me pay you for the gas. 45 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:53,764 No, no. Come on. 46 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,930 You're embarrassing me. 47 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,179 Thanks. 48 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,930 I'll tell you, if they paid us enough as schoolteachers, 49 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:03,062 we wouldn't have to take these part-time jobs. 50 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,311 Just what I didn't need. 51 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,062 What? 52 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,903 Look who's taking the cruise. 53 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,438 Trouble. 54 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,691 The new head of our local pta. 55 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,443 What are you going to do? 56 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,065 I don't know. 57 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,451 It's too late to cancel. 58 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,408 Yeah, but it sure won't help your teaching career 59 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,408 when she finds out you're a male stripper. 60 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,293 Hello. 61 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,583 Welcome aboard. 62 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,286 Hello. 63 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,336 Welcome aboard. 64 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:32,669 Isaac! 65 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:33,964 How you doing? 66 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:34,707 Isaac! 67 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:35,797 It's so good to see you again. 68 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,472 You remember me, don't you? 69 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,141 Uh, yeah, sure. 70 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:40,969 You're Mr.-- 71 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:41,684 frank. 72 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:42,973 Frank Dalton. 73 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:43,926 Frank Dalton. 74 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,635 Isaac, it's so good to see. 75 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,305 You're my best friend in the whole world. 76 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,983 I am? 77 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,652 It was a year ago today. 78 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,690 That's right. 79 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,784 A year ago today, I came into the pirate's cove. 80 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,398 And you were tending bar. 81 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,816 You know what it was like? 82 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,494 It seemed as though the sky opened up. 83 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,493 And a light shone. 84 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,325 And there appeared to be a halo around your head 85 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,711 when you said those words. 86 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,829 I'll never forget those words. 87 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,336 Those words changed my entire life, Isaac. 88 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,918 I'll never forget that, Isaac. 89 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,173 Never. 90 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:18,384 Isaac, look, I'm going to go downstairs and get refreshed. 91 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,006 But I want to see you later. 92 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,553 We got a lot to reminisce about. 93 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,346 I want to tell you about my new life. 94 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,099 It's so good. 95 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:24,850 What a guy. 96 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,391 What a guy. 97 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:30,564 What was all that shaking and hugging about? 98 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:34,395 Oh, well, this guy says that the sky opened up 99 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:37,862 when I gave him some advice and a light shown down 100 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,494 and there was a halo around my head. 101 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,781 What do you think he meant by that? 102 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:42,704 I haven't got the slightest idea. 103 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,452 I don't even know who he is or what 104 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,124 the hell he's talking about. 105 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,792 Please, could you give me a hand? 106 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,540 Oh, of course. 107 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:50,542 Oh. Thanks. 108 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,623 Oh. 109 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,128 My arms were beginning to give out. 110 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:57,260 "Rafting down the Amazon," "Hawaiian holiday." 111 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,668 Are you sure you're on the right ship? 112 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:00,837 Yeah, well, I'm a travel nut. 113 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:04,175 I like to read about vacations even when I'm on one. 114 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,602 I'm a bit of a travel nut myself. 115 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,930 Perhaps we could get together sometime during this cruise 116 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,385 and compare trips. 117 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:09,725 I'd enjoy that. 118 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,729 Good. 119 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,941 I can take those now. 120 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,061 And thanks again. 121 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:15,818 Any time. 122 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:16,608 Yeah. 123 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,910 Mr. Pickett, i'm captain stubing. 124 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,411 May I have a word with you? 125 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,742 You know me, captain? 126 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,367 Well, I don't think there's a ship's captain in the world 127 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,754 who doesn't know that face. 128 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,790 Your reputation precedes you. 129 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,923 I'm flattered. 130 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,790 To be known as an international Jewel thief? 131 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:39,087 Captain, I'm a new man, my slate wiped clean, 132 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,592 my debt paid to society, my intentions 133 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,224 toward my fellow man honorable. 134 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,642 I hope so. 135 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,600 I don't want any unpleasant incidents on this cruise. 136 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,311 Unpleasantness is the last thing 137 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,391 I have on my mind, captain. 138 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,767 I know what I want out of life now. 139 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,563 Good. 140 00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,784 Oh, yes. 141 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,439 I definitely do. 142 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,777 [Music playing] 143 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:11,328 [Horn blowing] 144 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:43,855 Hello. 145 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,065 Oh. 146 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:45,704 Were you resting up before the show tonight? 147 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,410 Yeah. 148 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,660 By the way, Julie. 149 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,791 I never got a chance to properly thank you for booking me. 150 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:53,118 Oh, that's ok. 151 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,084 To be frank, I ordinarily don't book 152 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:55,503 an act I know nothing about. 153 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,961 But we had that last-minute cancellation. 154 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,923 Well, if there's anything you want to know 155 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:01,883 about me that my agent hasn't-- 156 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,013 no, that's ok. 157 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,049 I'll see it all tonight. 158 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,554 Well, pretty close anyway. 159 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,846 Pardon me? 160 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,020 [Music playing] 161 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,349 Um, excuse me, Julie. 162 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,185 I've got to go. 163 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,561 Who's chasing you? The FBI? 164 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:20,307 Worse. 165 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,228 The pta. 166 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,145 Oh! 167 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,033 Are you ok? 168 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,490 Excuse me. 169 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,861 Mr. Austin? 170 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,867 Um, yeah. 171 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,618 Why, Ms. Duran. 172 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,911 I didn't recognize you in-- 173 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,655 in that suit. 174 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,956 Oh, it's not too extreme, is it? 175 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,540 I mean, for a pta president. 176 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,546 We're all entitled to our little secrets. 177 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,129 I'm afraid not, not when we're expected 178 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,085 to set examples for children. 179 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,756 Right. 180 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:54,215 Well, isn't this a coincidence, meeting on the cruise 181 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,467 like this? 182 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,518 More of a surprise, in view of the claims 183 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,773 you teachers have made regarding the need for pay raises. 184 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:04,225 I'll be paying for this cruise for the next two years, three 185 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,477 if we don't get that pay raise. 186 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:09,068 But I just had to get away. 187 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,615 This is nice meeting you like this. 188 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,869 You know, my Tracey thinks the world of you. 189 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:15,912 She's a very bright little girl. 190 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,575 And cute, too. 191 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,833 And I can see where she gets it all from. 192 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,747 Thanks. 193 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:27,006 I just discovered my little girl has excellent taste in men. 194 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,430 Would you think it terrible of me 195 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,891 if I asked you what you were doing for dinner tonight? 196 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:35,472 Oh, on the contrary. 197 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,516 I'd be very flattered. 198 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,230 Great. 199 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,269 Then it's a date. 200 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,103 And maybe afterwards we can take in the show 201 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,938 in the acapulco lounge. 202 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:48,284 Um, show? 203 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,951 They told me I shouldn't miss it. 204 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:50,819 Yeah. 205 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,695 Yeah. 206 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,952 Yeah, that's what they told me, too. 207 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,583 [Music playing] 208 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:26,187 (Laughing) Wrong again. 209 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,654 Oh, hello. 210 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,483 Hi. 211 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,147 Is your cabin on this deck, too? 212 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,066 No. 213 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,993 Actually I was looking for you. 214 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,822 Oh. 215 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:35,697 And since I never got your name, 216 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:39,163 I decided to start knocking on doors. 217 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,115 Well, knock no more. 218 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,044 Lila Chandler. 219 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,672 James pickett. 220 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,748 I was just going for a stroll on deck. 221 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:48,964 Do you care to join me or do you have something else to do? 222 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,506 Even if I did, how could I turn down 223 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,629 such an attractive invitation? 224 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,337 Here you go. 225 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,756 And happy honeymoon. 226 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,934 And remember, never go to bed mad at each other, 227 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,354 even if you have to stay awake all night. 228 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,272 Will you listen to this man? 229 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,230 Listen to this man. 230 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,101 A regular old Sullivan. 231 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,107 He takes a problem that someone couldn't solve 232 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,769 in a million years, and in five minutes 233 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,688 he's changed an entire life. 234 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,686 Mr. Dalton, you keep talking like that, 235 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,987 people are going to think I'm a miracle man. 236 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,821 That's what you are, Isaac, a regular old miracle man. 237 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,447 Hey, hey, come here, son. 238 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,294 Let me tell you about one of Isaac's miracles. 239 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,039 He's too modest to tell you himself. 240 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,371 A year ago, I was on the same cruise. 241 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,918 I was having a little trouble with my marriage. 242 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,842 And let me tell you what this wise man said to me. 243 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,051 I came up to the bar. 244 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,171 He said to me, he said, Mr. Dalton-- 245 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,177 those are the exact words. 246 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,299 I remember them, Isaac. 247 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,385 He said, Mr. Dalton, sometimes a man 248 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,260 just has to put his foot down. 249 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:40,848 So I went home. 250 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,891 I put my foot down. 251 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,305 My wife left me. 252 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,734 And it ended a 20-year marriage. 253 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,233 I can't tell you how happy I am. 254 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,316 If you truly are happy, that's really great. 255 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,071 That means you're a very lucky man. 256 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,243 Did you hear that? 257 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,411 Again. 258 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,909 Another one of those profound statements. 259 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,241 Yeah, that's right. 260 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,407 Happy, lucky, if that's what you'd call it. 261 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,917 Old lucky me. 262 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,748 Lucky me. 263 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,924 Happy, lucky me. 264 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,255 [Music playing] 265 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,890 Just happy, lucky. 266 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,259 [Sobbing] 267 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,307 I'm lucky! 268 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,160 [Music playing] 269 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,123 I'm having a terrific time just taking in the sun, 270 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,623 reading a good book. 271 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,254 And having dinner with a very attractive man 272 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,332 is not hard to take either. 273 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,458 Well, coming from a very attractive woman, 274 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,455 that's nice to hear. 275 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,588 By the way, Hank, I hope you didn't 276 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,755 take offense with my remark about teachers' pay raises. 277 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,045 I'm all for them. 278 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,888 It's just that we have so many other priorities-- textbooks, 279 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,635 building maintenance, supplies. 280 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,806 Sure, I understand. 281 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,805 Hello. 282 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,856 You two seem to have it all under control. 283 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,900 Well, you throw a wonderful party. 284 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,074 Oh, sure. 285 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:20,992 Just a few hundred of my dearest, most intimate friends. 286 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,533 Well, are you all set for the show? 287 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,616 Right. 288 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,991 What time does it go on? 289 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,407 Whenever you get there, Mr. Austin. 290 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,628 Look, Shelly, about this show tonight-- 291 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,224 if you're asking me to go with you, the answer is yes. 292 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,301 Great. 293 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,385 That's exactly what I had in mind. 294 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,432 But I've got some letters that I promised to get out. 295 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,187 So I thought that i'd write them after dinner 296 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,610 and then pick you up in time for the show. 297 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,610 Perfect. 298 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,741 That way I can get more time in on my book. 299 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,948 You know, everything on this cruise 300 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,109 is working out just right. 301 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:02,908 Great. 302 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,540 What's the matter with you? 303 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,832 I don't know what I'm going to do. 304 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,495 That Mr. Dalton is so miserable. 305 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,423 And it's all my fault. 306 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,541 Dr. Adam bricker: Well, what'd you do? 307 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,247 Make him swallow his swizzle stick? 308 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,917 Isaac Washington: No, a lot worse than that. 309 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,045 Isaac, you cannot blame yourself. 310 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,052 You didn't tell Mr. Dalton to break up his 20-year marriage. 311 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,045 I know that. 312 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,966 But he thinks I did, which is the same thing. 313 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,266 And regardless, I'd just kind of like to cheer him up. 314 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,901 Look how lonely he is, sitting there all by himself. 315 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,518 Well, maybe I'll let him take my place 316 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,315 at the captain's table. 317 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,268 Oh, would you? 318 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,028 That would be terrific, doc. 319 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,778 Oh, no. 320 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,780 Wait. 321 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,071 Just think how that would lift his spirits. 322 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,525 Never did much for me. 323 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,235 No. 324 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,204 He couldn't. 325 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:46,953 Oh, please, doc. 326 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,044 Please, just just for me. 327 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,288 Please. 328 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,080 All right, if you'll explain to the captain. 329 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:51,583 You bet. 330 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,004 Thanks a lot. 331 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,960 Come on, Mr. Dalton you're eating at the captain's table. 332 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:58,955 - I am? - Yes. 333 00:13:59,046 --> 00:13:59,706 Yes. 334 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,667 Come on. 335 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,166 You know, you're a very important person. 336 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,927 I am? 337 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:03,628 Yes, you are. 338 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,887 Here you are, right over here. 339 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:05,759 Captain? 340 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,804 Yes? 341 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,257 I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Frank Dalton, 342 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,307 one of the most interesting and witty passengers 343 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,231 on this cruise. 344 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,018 And Dr. Bricker thought that you should 345 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,232 enjoy his company for dinner. 346 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,022 Oh yes, of course. 347 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,605 Please, sit down, Mr. Dalton. 348 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,531 Allow me to introduce my guests. 349 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,278 This is my daughter, Vicki. 350 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:21,740 Hi. 351 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,949 How do you do? 352 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,238 How do I do? 353 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,741 How do I do? 354 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,953 Just great. 355 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,832 Just great, ever since Isaac here 356 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,410 ruined my 20-year marriage. 357 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,365 I'm doing just great. 358 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,004 [Quiet sobbing] 359 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,792 Enjoy your dinner. 360 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:44,341 Oh, in Paris-- 361 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,425 what? 362 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:50,140 --There is this baker named Michel Gabrielle who makes 363 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,722 the world's best croissant. 364 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,807 [Laughter] 365 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,641 Truly. - Yeah. 366 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,936 I'm going to give you the address. 367 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,109 Just knock three times and tell them James pickett sent you. 368 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,148 And what will that get me? 369 00:14:59,231 --> 00:14:59,481 You? 370 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,145 Nothing. 371 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,693 But he'll be very grateful to me for sending 372 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,236 him such a beautiful customer. 373 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,159 Oh, thank you. 374 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,988 But I don't know when I'll be getting to Paris. 375 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:08,703 I mean, my travel budget's already 376 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,452 wiped out until the year 2000. 377 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,785 Well, I'll tell you what. 378 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,580 I will meet you on top of the eiffel 379 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,503 tower new year's day 2001. 380 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,332 You've got a date. 381 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,127 All right. 382 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,339 Ok. 383 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,049 Provided that my boss will give his faithful 384 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,919 and by then aged secretary some time off. 385 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,468 What do you do for a living, James? 386 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,261 I'm a cat burglar. 387 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,054 Oh. 388 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,564 How's business? 389 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,311 Rotten. 390 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,231 Rotten? 391 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:35,639 Rotten. 392 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,346 [Giggling] 393 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,516 Nobody seems to want to buy a hot cat these days. 394 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:44,896 [Music playing] 395 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,368 The trouble with traveling so much 396 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,332 is I don't have money left for any other treats. 397 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,463 Such as? 398 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:02,419 Oh, the ballet, mink coats, and food. 399 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,173 Well, material things aren't important as long 400 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,215 as you're doing what you like. 401 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:11,258 Oh, that I am. 402 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,515 You have to admit, that necklace is one material 403 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,598 thing I wouldn't mind having. 404 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:23,611 Jim pickett: It's a bit too flashy. 405 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,901 Lila Chandler: Oh. 406 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,534 She'd look better without it. 407 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,372 Yes, much better. 408 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:40,039 Isaac, I want to thank you for my dinner companion. 409 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,084 Look, captain, i-- 410 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,086 I never realized how witty and interesting 411 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,758 30 minutes of hysterical crying could be. 412 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,919 He made us all feel so inadequate. 413 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:49,797 I'm sorry, captain. 414 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,223 But I thought his being around you 415 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,051 would bring him out of his depression. 416 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,717 Oh, I see. 417 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,015 And how do you plan to get me out of mine? 418 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,350 I know you don't mean that, sir. 419 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,443 Well anyway, I think I solved his problem. 420 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,153 I introduced him to a very nice young lady. 421 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:18,995 You better stick around. 422 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,619 I'm sure she'll want to thank you. 423 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,128 [Band music] 424 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,432 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have 425 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,722 a real special treat for you. 426 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,925 Take a tablespoon of gene Kelly, add just a dash of Fred Astaire 427 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,187 and a whole lot of John Travolta, 428 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,189 and what you have is a recipe for excitement. 429 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:45,612 Hank Austin. 430 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,989 [Applause] 431 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,951 [Music playing] 432 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,107 [Clapping] 433 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,145 [Cheering] 434 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,753 Sir, I had no idea. 435 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,408 My heavens. 436 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,203 He's taking off his p-- 437 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,540 I don't believe this. 438 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,008 I wear more than that in the shower. 439 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,812 Sir, his agent never told me that he was a stripper. 440 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,141 He kept it a secret. 441 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,095 Oh. 442 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,686 Well, the secret's out. 443 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:36,152 [Music playing] 444 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,951 Mr. Dalton! 445 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,155 Mr. Dalton, please don't do it. 446 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:46,914 Don't do it. 447 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,155 Please. 448 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:51,826 Isaac, after listening to your wise and wonderful advice, 449 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,957 I can't go on. 450 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:54,964 Oh, Mr. Dalton, stop. 451 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:55,955 Please come down off there. 452 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,296 I mean, I know things look bad. 453 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,342 But they'll get better. 454 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,434 I promise you. 455 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,179 It couldn't get better, Isaac. 456 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,510 It couldn't. 457 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,595 You couldn't find a better night to jump in the ocean. 458 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,352 Wait, wait, wait! 459 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,392 I've got a good idea. 460 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,345 Why don't you and I talk this thing over, time? 461 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,146 Isn't that a good idea? 462 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,189 We'll just talk it over. 463 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:13,941 - You-- just you and I, Isaac? - Yeah, yeah. 464 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,862 Me and you. - My buddy? 465 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,571 Yeah! 466 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,860 Me and you. 467 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,743 Ok, Isaac. 468 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,529 Ok. 469 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,361 Ok. 470 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:24,525 You're a wise and wonderful man. 471 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,116 And it's because of your wise and wonderful advice 472 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,213 that I am what I am today. 473 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,209 Let's talk about it. 474 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:32,870 All right. 475 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,378 This is my buddy, Isaac. 476 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,669 Ok. 477 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,922 He wants to talk about it, so-- 478 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:37,554 yeah. 479 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:37,959 --We'll talk about it. 480 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,546 All right. 481 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,671 [Sighs] 482 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,427 Wait! 483 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,839 [Crash] 484 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,717 You're fast, Isaac. 485 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,135 I like you, Mr. Dalton. 486 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,562 I really do. 487 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,310 You're really fast. 488 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,231 You're my friend. 489 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,388 - You're my buddy. - Come on, this way. 490 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,266 Yes. - You're fast. 491 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:01,698 Hi. 492 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:02,568 Show time? 493 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,574 Shelly, I owe you an apology. 494 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,066 I got so involved in writing my letters 495 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,078 that I lost track of the time. 496 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,490 And we missed the show. 497 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,788 Oh. 498 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,251 Well, it's just a show. 499 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,581 And I really was enjoying reading my book. 500 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,747 I'll make it up to you, though. 501 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,125 When we get back, I'll take you to any show in town. 502 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,212 You're on. 503 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,627 But for now I was thinking maybe 504 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,047 we could take a little stroll on the deck 505 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,267 and come back to the cabin for a nightcap. 506 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,388 Thanks, Hank. 507 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,765 But I'm really not up for a stroll on the deck. 508 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,562 Oh. 509 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,606 How about just the nightcap then? 510 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,992 I'd love one. 511 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:45,409 [Music playing] 512 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,967 [Moaning] 513 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,551 [Snap] 514 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,556 [Gasping] 515 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,929 James! 516 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,266 Hi. 517 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,641 You came. 518 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,687 I was hoping that you would. 519 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,401 Oh. 520 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,731 I was thinking about you so much that I couldn't sleep. 521 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,856 And i-- I went by your room. 522 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:32,034 And-- and I noticed that the door was open. 523 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,163 I left it open? 524 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,740 Well, I got in, didn't I? 525 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:38,997 Yes. 526 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:43,079 I-- I guess I must have done it subconsciously. 527 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:48,666 You know, I just love the way your subconscious works. 528 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,715 [Music playing] 529 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,652 [Muttering] 530 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:11,151 But Mrs. Dalton, your husband needs you. 531 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,106 Ok, he's your ex-husband. 532 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:13,906 But he still needs you. 533 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,369 I'm so happy. 534 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,910 I'm so very happy. 535 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:24,964 Mrs. Dalton, could you fly to acapulco and join the cruise? 536 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,631 You could save your husband's life. 537 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,591 Oh, Janet. 538 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,170 Ok, you can save your ex-husband's life. 539 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,337 Wow. 540 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,545 I'm sorry you won't come. 541 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,426 But thanks anyway. 542 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,434 Oh Janet. 543 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,345 Janet! 544 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,023 Janet, my dear wife. 545 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:43,521 Where are you? 546 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:44,771 Where are you? 547 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,437 Everything's fine. 548 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,185 Fine, thanks-- thanks to you. 549 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,147 Yeah, thanks. 550 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:58,276 Thanks to you. 551 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:01,746 [Music playing] 552 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,710 Good morning. 553 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,469 Wonderful night. 554 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,878 Lila Chandler: Let's make it a wonderful morning, too. 555 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,466 I have to get back to my cabin. 556 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:23,177 Oh. 557 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,386 I have a few chores to do. 558 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,846 Do you have to? 559 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,095 Listen to me, Lila. 560 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,437 What? 561 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,271 I want to spend every second with you that I can, 562 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,817 because I think I love you. 563 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,650 And you have no idea how amazed I am to hear myself say that. 564 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,243 Bye-bye. 565 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,786 You hurry back. 566 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:10,113 Good morning. 567 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,288 Morning. 568 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,746 Oh, good morning. 569 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,258 Sorry I'm late. I overslept. 570 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:36,799 I hope you started without me. 571 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,301 I'm afraid I did. 572 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,263 I was starved. 573 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:42,762 Must be the sea air. 574 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,966 It seems we missed quite a show last night. 575 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,096 Hmm? 576 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,982 The whole ship's talking about it. 577 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:51,149 Guess what the main feature of the entertainment was? 578 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,479 Uh, tell me. 579 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,444 Would you believe a male stripper? 580 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,815 [Chuckling] 581 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:58,782 You're kidding. 582 00:28:58,862 --> 00:28:59,782 Honest. 583 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:04,033 Well, maybe we really did miss something. 584 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,617 Well, I for one am glad we did. 585 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,873 I'm really shocked. 586 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,964 Who would expect something like that on a cruise like this? 587 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:14,839 Not I. I mean, what will it be next, female mud wrestling? 588 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,379 Oh, bight your tongue. 589 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,054 Terrific show last night. 590 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,842 Woo! 591 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:21,625 Uh, yeah. 592 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:22,338 So I hear. 593 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,137 Wish I'd seen it myself. 594 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,679 [Laughter] 595 00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:25,472 Yeah. 596 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,649 You know, maybe that's what the public wants. 597 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,070 Well, include me out of the public. 598 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,859 Me too. 599 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,532 [Music playing] 600 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,242 You ought to cover up. 601 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:42,992 The sun's very strong. 602 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,869 Captain merrill stubing: Ms. McCoy, 603 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,124 I never again want to see an act like that on this ship. 604 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,077 Yes, sir. 605 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,536 I quite agree. 606 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,876 But you must admit that men wear bathing suits that brief 607 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,382 on the lido deck all the time. 608 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,724 Swimming on the lido deck is one thing. 609 00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:06,719 Shimmying in the acapulco lounge is another. 610 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:07,604 [Clears throat] 611 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,220 Gopher Smith: Excuse me, captain. 612 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,307 Sorry to interrupt, but Mrs. Landis's diamond 613 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,063 necklace was stolen last night. 614 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,725 Perhaps we should wait till the cha-cha lesson is over. 615 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:18,904 Oh no, come right in, Mrs. Landis. 616 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,033 This is going to be one of those cruises. 617 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:21,490 Mm-hmm. 618 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:25,279 [Music playing] 619 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,164 Woman (on speaker): Welcome to fun-filled acapulco, Jewel 620 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,584 of the Mexican riviera. 621 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,922 Arrangements for land tours can be made in the purser's office. 622 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,300 Well, Mr. Dalton is still in the doghouse. 623 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,552 But not for long. 624 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,224 After I called his ex-wife this morning 625 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:48,892 and she refused to come down, I decided to take 626 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,272 matters into my own hands. 627 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:50,928 Oh, that's a good idea. 628 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:51,635 You tried that last night. 629 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,734 He almost jumped overboard. 630 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,810 Fear not. 631 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,194 You are watching a master psychologist at work. 632 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,152 Right. 633 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,111 [Music playing] 634 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:00,941 (Whispering) Girls. 635 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,957 He is going to have a wonderful time in acapulco. 636 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,295 Dr. Washington, you think you could handle one more patient? 637 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,051 I'd like a blonde, about 21. 638 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,593 [Interposing voices] 639 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,006 Are you kidding? 640 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,314 I had to promise to pick up all their bar tabs. 641 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,018 If I save one more life, I'll go broke. 642 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:35,558 I cannot wait till you get to that restaurant in acapulco. 643 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:36,483 You are going to love it. 644 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,521 Well, tell me what it's like. 645 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,234 Well, I'm not going to tell you what it's like. 646 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,154 Why not? 647 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,231 Excuse me, Mr. Pickett. 648 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,276 May I have a word with you, please, right away? 649 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,700 Of course. 650 00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:46,858 Excuse us, please. 651 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:47,696 Excuse us. 652 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,490 Yes, of course. 653 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,704 What can I do for you, captain? 654 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,995 I'd like to search your cabin, with your permission, 655 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:56,750 of course. 656 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,421 Search my cabin? 657 00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,579 Whatever for? 658 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,087 It seems that a diamond pendant was stolen last night. 659 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,511 Captain, we've already discussed my past. 660 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,009 I resent the accusation. 661 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,510 Does that mean you're refusing permission? 662 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,014 It certainly does. 663 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:15,635 Mr. Pickett, my request was merely a courtesy. 664 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,095 As captain, I have the power to order a search. 665 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:22,146 Excuse me, captain, but I couldn't help but overhear. 666 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,611 When did this robbery take place? 667 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:25,861 Sometime after midnight. 668 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:27,153 Oh. 669 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:30,566 Well, for your information, Mr. pickett was with me in my cabin 670 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,487 from 11:30 until morning. 671 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:36,365 Ms. Chandler, you're absolutely sure about the time? 672 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,964 Oh, I remember every minute. 673 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,920 I see. 674 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,631 I apologize. 675 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:45,802 But be prepared to be interrogated 676 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,300 when we return to San Pedro. 677 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:55,769 Thank you. 678 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,388 Now, why did you lie for me? 679 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,556 Because you were in trouble. 680 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,854 And because I love you. 681 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,318 We'd have had a beautiful future if you weren't a thief. 682 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,780 [Music playing] 683 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,540 Woman (on speaker): Passengers interested in seeing 684 00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:22,292 acapulco by night may still sign up for the gala 685 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,785 tour in the purser's lobby. 686 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:48,989 Hank, that was wonderful. 687 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:52,408 Yeah, it was a lot of fun. 688 00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:55,948 Look, Shelly, I've got to tell you something. 689 00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:58,293 Not while you're wearing that silly hat. 690 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:02,789 Why don't you go change and you can tell me at dinner? 691 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,334 Ok, I'll pick you up at 7:00. 692 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,849 Hello. 693 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,638 Julie, we just had a great day. 694 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,312 Well, I'm glad somebody did. 695 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,771 Oh, something wrong? 696 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,981 Well, I wasn't going to tell you. 697 00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:28,362 It's not your fault. But you did ask and-- 698 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,151 what's wrong? 699 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:30,744 Your friend. 700 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:33,738 That's what's wrong. 701 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:34,951 Hank? 702 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,491 He's gotten me into a lot of trouble with the captain. 703 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,865 I just don't follow. 704 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:41,291 When I booked him to entertain on the ship, 705 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,660 I expected a straight dance act-- 706 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,868 you know, jazz, tap. 707 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:48,497 I had no idea he was a male stripper. 708 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,006 Hank? 709 00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:53,218 Julie, you must be mistaken. 710 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:53,839 Huh-uh. 711 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,505 I saw him, in the flesh. 712 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,845 You mean he-- 713 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,141 he did that? 714 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,725 He was in the show last night? 715 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,020 I don't know why he didn't tell you. 716 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:11,364 Well, I guess he had to cover up something. 717 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:14,742 [Music playing] 718 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,087 Lila. 719 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:30,749 No, no. 720 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,797 Leave me alone, James. 721 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,261 Did you mean what you said before? 722 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:35,721 What? 723 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,850 That I love you? 724 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,638 Why, is it important? 725 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:43,561 It is if it's true. 726 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,691 It won't change anything. 727 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:48,598 Oh, I'm not so sure. 728 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:49,728 I have something to tell you, but not here. 729 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,364 Will you come with me? 730 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,319 Please? 731 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:03,204 James, where are you taking me? 732 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,286 You'll see. 733 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:05,751 Captain merrill stubing: Come in. 734 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,250 After you. 735 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:14,415 Yes, Mr. Pickett? 736 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:16,255 Captain, I have something to tell you. 737 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,760 I brought Ms. Chandler because I want her to hear it too. 738 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,763 Well, would you like to sit down? 739 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:22,386 No, thank you. 740 00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,811 This won't take long. 741 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,600 It's about Mrs. landis's diamond. 742 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,443 Captain, look. 743 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,388 Look. 744 00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:29,097 I found it. 745 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:29,766 I found my necklace. 746 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,774 You found it? 747 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,766 It must have fallen down behind my dresser. 748 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,438 I hope I didn't cause you any problem. 749 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,396 No. 750 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:37,985 No trouble at all. 751 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:40,990 We're all delighted that you found it. 752 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:42,163 Yes, delighted. 753 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,781 Well, I wanted you to be the first to know. 754 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,618 Have a lovely afternoon. 755 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,203 Thank you. 756 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:54,455 I'm glad that's settled for all our sakes. 757 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,045 Here. 758 00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:02,301 So what were you telling me about Mrs. Landis's diamond? 759 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,636 I was saying that she'd probably find it. 760 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,772 And she did. 761 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,560 Good day, captain. 762 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,774 Good day. 763 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:11,563 Captain. 764 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,571 Look, I'll meet you at the pirate's cove a little later. 765 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,657 I have a little something to do. 766 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,872 - Oh, ok. - Ok? 767 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:26,952 - I'll be waiting. - Good. 768 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:27,746 Mm-hmm. 769 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,550 I got to admit it, Isaac. 770 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,346 He looks like a happy man. 771 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,059 Happy? 772 00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:46,808 Are you kidding? 773 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:49,349 I have made his life ecstatic. 774 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,693 [Laughter] 775 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,558 Excuse me. 776 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:53,685 Are you Isaac Washington? 777 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:54,861 Yes, I am. 778 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:55,939 Thank goodness. 779 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:58,233 I'm Janet Dalton, frank's wife. 780 00:37:58,317 --> 00:38:00,187 I didn't want to come, but I had to. 781 00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:03,357 I mean, if I can save frank from committing suicide-- 782 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,197 where is he? 783 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:07,033 Don't look at me. 784 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,198 I'm in the bathroom. 785 00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:10,656 Did you say where is he? 786 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:11,076 Yes, yes. 787 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:12,923 Where is he? 788 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,879 Frank Dalton. 789 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,919 Now where would I go if I were a desperately unhappy man 790 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:21,764 who still loved his ex-wife. 791 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:26,141 Isaac, more bubbly for my lovelies. 792 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:29,681 I know that voice. 793 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:41,895 Hello, frank. 794 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,816 Hey, Janet! 795 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,324 Janet. 796 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,026 Yep, that's Janet. 797 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:50,036 Janet, I can explain. 798 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:54,749 Oh, you don't have to explain, frank. 799 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,002 I mean, you're a divorced man. 800 00:38:56,083 --> 00:39:00,843 You can see anybody you want to. 801 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:05,551 I'd just like to ask you three simple questions. 802 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:06,974 What are the questions? 803 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,813 What is she doing here? 804 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,139 What is she doing here? 805 00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:15,765 And what are you doing here? 806 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:16,103 Janet! 807 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,727 Janet! 808 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:18,523 Janet. 809 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,525 Isaac, were you on the Titanic? 810 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,001 [Music playing] 811 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,134 Woman (on speaker): We hope you enjoyed your day in acapulco. 812 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,211 Our next stop, our home port of Los Angeles. 813 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:54,812 Shelly, it's Hank. 814 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,442 Oh, what a surprise. 815 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:59,149 You're all dressed up. 816 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,980 I mean, the surprise is that you're dressed at all. 817 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:02,976 Oh. 818 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,777 You found out. 819 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,860 Look, Shelly-- 820 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,645 you've done nothing but lie to me. 821 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,357 Admitted. 822 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:08,777 But I had my reasons. 823 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,914 Fine. 824 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:11,991 I'll put an asterisk next to your name in my diary. 825 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,986 A liar with reasons. 826 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:18,368 [Music playing] 827 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:30,007 Julie, I really don't feel like doing anything tonight. 828 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,354 Oh, come on. 829 00:40:31,428 --> 00:40:31,798 It's better than being all cooped up in your cabin. 830 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:34,217 Have a seat. 831 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:39,346 Would you excuse me just a minute, please? 832 00:40:39,436 --> 00:40:40,146 Sure. 833 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,320 Hank. 834 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,441 Um, just leave me alone, please. 835 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,028 Hank, I'd like to apologize. 836 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,073 I'm really sorry. 837 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:51,867 You're sorry. 838 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,029 Yes, I am. 839 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,617 I realize it's not your fault. I needed 840 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,123 somebody in a real big hurry. 841 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,084 And your agent told me you were a great dancer. 842 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,285 He didn't say you were-- 843 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,125 an exotic dancer. 844 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,289 No. 845 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:07,207 No, my agent's only concerned about getting his 10%. 846 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,298 I knew there was something funny about this booking. 847 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:12,473 Look, I am not ashamed about what I do. 848 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,263 And the money I make doing it is putting 849 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:16,716 me through graduate school. 850 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:17,887 I understand. 851 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,555 But why keep it a big secret from Shelly? 852 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,439 She's the head of the pta. 853 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,573 How could I ask her to accept the fact 854 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,740 that one of her teachers moonlights as a stripper? 855 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,740 I see. 856 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,241 What a break. 857 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,084 Finally fall in love. 858 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,039 I'm sorry, Hank. 859 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,828 I couldn't hear you. 860 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:43,753 I said, I finally fall in love. 861 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,634 It isn't fair, Julie. 862 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:48,881 It just isn't fair. 863 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:50,174 I'll tell you what isn't fair. 864 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,467 Shelly. 865 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,141 It isn't fair that i'm the only one on this ship 866 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,430 that hasn't seen your act. 867 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,766 You, um-- you really want to see it? 868 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:06,516 Uh-huh. 869 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,448 What do you know? 870 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:14,659 My first command performance. 871 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:47,114 D you going to tell me or do I have 872 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,689 to figure it out all by myself? 873 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:52,704 Well, figure it out. 874 00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:55,318 Make believe that you are a detective. 875 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,366 Well, that will be a switch. 876 00:42:57,449 --> 00:43:03,999 All right, let's review the facts. 877 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,831 Your key was in the fuse box. 878 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,126 Right. 879 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:08,499 So obviously you put it there. 880 00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:10,415 Right. 881 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,174 And just as obviously, you took out 882 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,216 Mrs. Landis's necklace, which previously 883 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,220 had occupied that space. 884 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,852 So far, so good. 885 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:22,679 Then you gained entrance into Mrs. Landis's cabin 886 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,726 and placed the necklace behind the dresser 887 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:27,651 where she would believe it had fallen. 888 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,980 You are marvelous. 889 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,856 And you're so much cuter than Columbo. 890 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:34,654 Thank you. 891 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,857 Mm-hmm. 892 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:40,277 But now the sticky part. 893 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,867 How did you know that I'd stolen the necklace 894 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,292 in the first place? 895 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,871 Are you a cop? 896 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,207 You were doing so well. 897 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,503 You see, we happen to have a lot in common. 898 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:56,258 I came on board to steal that same necklace. 899 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,382 Yes. 900 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,678 Mm-hmm. 901 00:43:58,761 --> 00:43:59,141 I'm a Jewel thief, too. 902 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:00,889 [Music playing] 903 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,891 Incredible. 904 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,103 But when I saw that you were here, 905 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:07,853 I figured I'd let you do the risky work. 906 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:11,186 But then why did you return it? 907 00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:16,283 Because I fell in love. 908 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,112 Why were you going to confess to the captain? 909 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:26,663 Because we have more in common than you know. 910 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:30,997 You see, I fell in love, too. 911 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,585 Well then, shall we drink to two former Jewel thieves 912 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,422 who are now going straight? - No. 913 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,758 What? 914 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,842 Not unless they'll continue straight to the altar. 915 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:48,022 [Music playing] 916 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,477 Well, ain't you something. 917 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:52,523 A big swinger. 918 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:53,976 Shoot. 919 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,276 You're just jealous because all those other women 920 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,189 find me so attractive. 921 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,607 Jealous? 922 00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:01,445 Five days at sea, they find shamu the whale attractive. 923 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,412 Very funny. 924 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:03,081 Very funny. 925 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:04,158 I'm glad we got divorced. 926 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:08,253 My only regret is that I didn't divorce you sooner. 927 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:11,210 Yeah, well my only regret is that you 928 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,711 didn't get your only regret. 929 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:13,463 [Scoffs] 930 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,254 That's it. 931 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:15,836 That's it. 932 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,091 - Isaac! - Isaac! 933 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:17,552 What are you doing, child? 934 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:18,881 What's the use? 935 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:19,926 I can't do anything right. 936 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:20,968 I ruined your marriage. 937 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,221 Isaac, Isaac, you didn't ruin our marriage. 938 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:24,143 Right! 939 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:24,891 He ruined our marriage. 940 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,012 She ruined our marriage. 941 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,138 No, no. 942 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:30,135 It's all my fault. You flew all the way to acapulco 943 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:30,887 just to save his life. 944 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,817 You did do that, didn't you? 945 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,899 Isaac Washington: It has to be my fault, 946 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,025 because every time you talk about your divorce, 947 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:40,152 you start to cry. 948 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,199 You cried when you thought about our divorce? 949 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,945 Oh, I didn't cry. 950 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,667 I didn't, I mean, cry, cry. 951 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:52,618 I might have-- 952 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,128 I might have sobbed hear and there. 953 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:59,210 But I didn't cry. 954 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,718 That proves it. 955 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,679 Yes, it does. 956 00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:06,049 Proves that every time I needed her, she was there. 957 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,848 Frank. 958 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:09,772 I love you, Janet. 959 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:10,350 I love you, frank. 960 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,144 Oh, watch out, Isaac! 961 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:12,937 Isaac! 962 00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:24,067 [Music playing] 963 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:33,004 And I hope you come sailing with us again sometime. 964 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:34,081 Well, we hope you come sailing with us sometime. 965 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,336 Yes. 966 00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:38,048 We're thinking about buying a boat this size for our lake. 967 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:38,418 [Laughter] 968 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:39,884 Au revoir. 969 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:40,673 Bye-bye. 970 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:41,836 Aloha. 971 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:42,594 Captain? 972 00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:44,344 Yes. 973 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:45,426 I want you to be the first to know 974 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,221 that we are getting married. 975 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,885 And I am opening up a theft protection service. 976 00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,064 Well, congratulations. 977 00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:56,522 Look at the beautiful diamond ring that James gave me. 978 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,315 Diamond ring, Mr. Pickett? 979 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:01,439 It was my mother's, I swear. 980 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,897 [Chuckling] 981 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:07,912 Oh, two of my favorite people. 982 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:11,751 Isaac, frank and I are going to be remarried. 983 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:12,538 That's great. 984 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,251 Congratulations, Mr. Dalton. 985 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:15,211 Thanks a lot, Isaac. 986 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:18,090 You know, we just have one small problem. 987 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,838 We don't know whether to have a big church wedding 988 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,130 or a small, intimate gathering. 989 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:22,594 Well, in my opinion-- 990 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,173 hold it, Isaac. 991 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,588 No more of your gems of wisdom. 992 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:26,586 We might have come over on the same ship, 993 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,097 but we're in different boats now. 994 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:29,599 (Laughing) Oh, frank. 995 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,060 So long, guys. 996 00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:31,809 So long. 997 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,640 Bye. 998 00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:34,765 Hello. 999 00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:36,481 I'm glad to see you two got things straightened out. 1000 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:38,692 Well, thanks to you, Julie. 1001 00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:40,822 I think Julie should be the first to know. 1002 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,439 We're engaged. - That's wonderful. 1003 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,856 Oh, congratulations. 1004 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,775 That means no more moonlighting for Hank. 1005 00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,704 I think I can afford to put my husband 1006 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:50,993 through graduate school. 1007 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,406 Does that mean you'll be giving up the act? 1008 00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,405 Oh, not entirely. 1009 00:47:55,497 --> 00:48:00,287 Just won't be doing it in public anymore. 1010 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,127 Thanks again, Julie. 1011 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,511 Mr. Austin, i'd like to apologize 1012 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,719 for any misunderstanding. 1013 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,588 Oh, no problem, captain. 1014 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,755 Oh, by the way, captain, Mr. Austin 1015 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:12,184 may be sailing with us again. 1016 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,144 On his honeymoon. 1017 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:14,473 [Laughter] 1018 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,138 Wonderful! 1019 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,476 But no dancing. 1020 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,651 [Laughter] 1021 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,624 [Music playing]